Heather

Heather McLane is at Disneyland RIGHT NOW. Email her at heather@thefullmoxie.com.

 
 September 25, 2012  Posted by Heather No Responses »
The Daily Dirty: Is there another bun in the oven for Beyonce?

• Sound the alarms: Beyonce might be pregnant again — if you believe she was pregnant the first time with Blue Ivy (are we still dong the conspiracy theory thing? No? Okay.). Sources say Beyonce was spotted with a “baby bump” which is really invasive if she is pregnant and not wanting to announce it yet, or really harsh if she’s not pregnant and just really likes Doritos Locos Tacos (I’m a chalupa girl myself, Bey). [E! Online] • Katie Holmes gave former co-star Joshua Jackson a call, which is important because of the whole “she used to be in a controlling cult” thing. [Just Jared] After being called fat by certain tabloids, Lady Gaga posted a photo of herself in her underwear today, saying that she used to be bulimic and anorexic, and is now okay with her body, so suck it, haters. [Just Jared] • Sofia Vergara’s fiancee [...]

 
 September 25, 2012  Posted by Heather No Responses »
InMOXIEcating: Pumpkin Pie Martini

Despite what the temperatures say, it is fall (and where I live, the temperatures say: HOT and SUMMER still). Fall to me is wearing boots and scarves, drinking hot beverages, watching scary movies in anticipation of Halloween, and eating foods that clear at least 1000 calories per bite. In honor of the hottest fall ever, I decided to make a drink I saw on Buzzfeed recently: the Pumpkin Pie Martini. Essentially, it’s pumpkin pie in a glass with alcohol (as implied by the word martini), and it’s the before-, during- and after-Thanksgiving dinner drink you need while spending all that time with your family. Beware: This drink doesn’t clear 1000 calories, but close. It’s about 375 calories per serving; more if you toss a dollop of whipped cream on the top (which I didn’t do but you should totally try). Bottoms up. Pumpkin Pie Martini – (makes one cocktail) 3 [...]

 
 September 24, 2012  Posted by Heather 2 Responses »
The Daily Dirty: Sofia Vergara loses an award (and almost loses her dress) at the Emmys

•  Sofia Vergara’s Emmys dress isn’t on my list of top red carpet picks, but I’m sure there are many who would disagree with me — especially after seeing the picture Vergara Tweeted of the wardrobe malfunction she experienced during the awards show. Picture is fairly NSFW — bottoms up! [Buzzfeed] • Here is a complete list of all the winners — and losers (sorry, Sofia) — from last night’s show (Jon Hamm was robbed!) [EW] • And if you missed it, here’s a gallery of the red carpet dress in rainbow order. [The Full Moxie] • Congrats to Sarah Michelle Gellar (BUFFY 4 LYF!!1!) and Freddie Prinze Jr., who welcomed a baby boy recently. The couple has been together ten years (!) and have a daughter named Charlotte. [Us Weekly] • Arnold Schwarzenegger is coming clean about fathering a child with his family’s maid (coming clean … maid … [...]

 
 September 24, 2012  Posted by Heather No Responses »
This is the best thing that happened at the Emmys last night

This is the meth best thing that happened at the 64th annual Emmy Awards last night. [source]

 
 September 23, 2012  Posted by Heather 1 Response »
Fashion! It's the Emmys red carpet

The 64th annual Emmy Awards were held tonight in Los Angeles. A bunch of people were nominated, a bunch of people won, but the most important thing you need to know is what everyone wore on the red carpet, right? So let’s get to it. This time, I present to you the red carpet Roy G. Biv-style. Enjoy. Start gallery here>>   [Photos: Getty via Huffington Post; featured photo: E! Online]  

 
 September 23, 2012  Posted by Heather No Responses »
g.o.b. tampons: Because the Republican Party knows your body best

Hey ladies. Check out this great ad for a fantastic new product: g.o.b. tampons, designed by the conservative old men of the Republican Party, courtesy of last night’s Saturday Night Live. This would be far more hilarious if I didn’t think many of the males in the Republican Party would consider this a plausible idea.

 
 September 21, 2012  Posted by Heather No Responses »
Celebrities like Obama, celebrities hate Obama

I will be attending a Happy Hour event today after work which means I will not be going home to document the trials and tribulations of the privileged elite (that’s you, Lindsay Lohan, and no, you don’t deserve it). Instead of a Daily Dirty, you’re getting this: a very catchy song about celebrities that like Obama, and celebrities that hate Obama. If you’re the type of voter that makes decisions based on what Shannen Doherty, Leonardo DiCaprio or Chuck Norris think, please leave this country immediately get out a pen and paper right now to mark down your 2012 presidential candidate of choice. [Source: Buzzfeed]

 
 September 21, 2012  Posted by Heather No Responses »
Lindsay Lohan is Liz. Or maybe Dick.

Oh lord, here we go. A teaser for the Lifetime movie Liz and Dick, starring Porsche’s favorite crash test dummy, Lindsay Lohan, has made its way to the Internets, and it is, as predicted, a steaming pile of melodramatic, overacting poo. So of course we all have to watch it. Observe: Lindsay Lohan could not look, sound, or project any less like Elizabeth Taylor, but a quick look at IMDb tells me someone called Grant Bowler  is playing Richard Burton, meaning Lohan is, indeed, playing the “Liz” part of this fiasco. And just when you think a Lifetime movie is bottom of the barrel for the once-promising Lohan, this promo shot from Scary Movie 5 (yes, this is the fourth sequel of a parody horror movie) also arrived on the world wide web today: Yes, that is Charlie Sheen in bed with her. No, you’re not the only one who [...]

 
 September 20, 2012  Posted by Heather 18 Responses »
Chris Colfer's 'Struck By Lightning' strikes a chord

Here’s the thing: Glee‘s Chris Colfer and I grew up in the same town. And yet, Chris Colfer and I grew up in very different worlds. For one thing, we went to different high schools. For another, I’m a good 14 years older than him. And for yet another, he had to deal with being severely bullied at school for his sexuality and I had to deal with maybe one or two negative comments about being in colorguard (that’s “flag team” to you a**holes who never bothered to learn the word “colorguard”). Colfer has made no secret, mostly on the late night talk show circuit, about his disdain for the conservative, “cow tipping” town of Clovis, CA, where he grew up. That experience no doubt led him to write the movie Struck By Lightning, a film about a high school student who feels he isn’t being heard by his classmates. [...]

 
 September 19, 2012  Posted by Heather 1 Response »
The Daily Dirty: Lindsay Lohan, mad that Amanda Bynes is getting attention, does a hit-and-run in NYC

• Lindsay Lohan was arrested in NYC last night after she allegedly hit a pedestrian with her Porsche and then left the scene. Lindsay claims she didn’t know she hit someone, it isn’t her fault, Jesus had taken the wheel, it’s just not fair, yada yada yada same same same. [TMZ] • The guy Lindsay allegedly hit says she smell of alcohol “real bad,” but witnesses say Lohan was not drunk at the time of the accident. [TMZ, TMZ] • Surveillance footage shows that the alleged victim might be a big, fat alleged liar. [TMZ] • In other trainwreck news, Amanda Bynes’ parents think it might be time to move to California to watch over their daughter. [TMZ] • Here’s a photo of a baby sloth that will purge our minds of all Lohan-Bynes a**hattery so we can move on: Good. Okay? • Congrats to Jesse Tyler Ferguson, who is [...]

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