Ahh Easter bunnies. So cute, so lovable, so FULL OF EVIL. Celebrate Easter by checking out this gallery of Easter bunnies who might be better off boiled in a pot on your married lover’s stove (Fatal Attraction reference for the win). Enjoy. If you’re able. Start gallery here>>
Okay, don’t be jealous. I’m heading to Disneyland and Disney California Adventure this week for some Halloween-style fun which means … you’re going to have to get your Lindsay Lohan updates from your mom who will get all the latest from Entertainment Tonight later this evening. I’ve never been to the Disneyland Resort during its Halloween season, which has been in effect since mid-September. In recent years, the resort has really plussed up its fall and Halloween offerings, including the Ghost Galaxy overlay of Space Mountain, the Haunted Mansion Holiday overlay featuring The Nightmare Before Christmas’s Jack Skellington, and the Halloween Carnival at Big Thunder Ranch Jamboree. There also is Disney Villain meet and greets (Cruella and Ursula and Captain Hook … oh my), the upcharge event Mickey’s Halloween Party, and tons of fall, Halloween and Dia de los Muertos decor. Since fall is my favorite season, I’m really looking [...]
• Some podcast (they still do those?) tried to bribe Tom Hanks with a typewriter, and it totally worked. Unrelated: Hanks is playing Walt Disney in a movie and I’m okay with that. [Gawker] • Stevie Nicks wants to murder Nicki Minaj. Who doesn’t. [The Daily] • Scarlett Johansson looks pretty good as Janet Leigh. [US Weekly] • George Clooney is a nice guy. Not ridiculously nice, but nice. [TMZ] • Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds got married so now they are contractually obligated to go to all of the other weddings. [People] • 18-year-old Justin Bieber was snapped played beer pong, which is legal in Canada, illegal in the U.S., and obnoxious pretty much everywhere. [TMZ] • Brad Pitt is either a waiter or Salvador Dali or a waiter posing as Salvador Dali on the cover of Interview. [Just Jared] • Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale maybe attend couples [...]
• Lady Gaga barfed while on stage in Barcelona over the weekend. Last week, Justin Bieber Tweeted about overdoing it on the milk after he too puked mid-performance. In both cases, not a lyric was missed. MIRACLE. [TMZ] • Rhea Perlman and Danny DeVito have split after 30 years of marriage because true love does not exist. It just doesn’t. [Huff Po] • Just kidding, Audra McDonald. Congrats on your marriage. [L.A. Times] • You too, Amber Tamblyn and David Cross. [MTV] • Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are back together according to sources who are so not Twilight producers because true love is forever, kids. Except not really. [People] • Jennifer Aniston’s engagement ring is the size of your car, or the Perlman/DeVito couple, which no longer exists. (Good luck, Aniston). [People] • Matthew McConaughey, who has lost weight to play a man with HIV, is looking a little [...]
• Christina Hendricks will not tolerate being called “full-figured,” and if you mention her breasts, she will pull out her pocket machete and carve “that’s ‘hour-glass figure’, a**hole” into your chest. [Sydney Morning Herald] • Britney Spears leaked liquid from her eyeballs, which normal human beings tell me is called “having emotions.” [People] • Actress Daryl Hannah was arrested for caring about something more elevated than red carpet looks. [People] • George Clooney and Stacy Kiebler are still together, and I no longer know what to believe in anymore. [People] • Tom Ford is a designer, a director and now a dad, so congrats to him. [People] • Paul Rudd’s sexy man chest peeks its head out to say a final hello before the bleakness of winter sends it scurrying back to the warm safety of cable knit sweaters and turtlenecks. [People] • The day her ex-husband’s sex tape was [...]
• Nicki Minaj and Mariah Carey got into a shouting match during a recent American Idol auditions session, which TMZ just so happened to get video of. Click through if you want to see a bunch of grown-ups who are getting paid millions of dollars act like toddlers. [TMZ] • Nicole Kidman says she never spoke to Katie Holmes following Holmes’ split with Tom Cruise, but that she wishes Katie well, and Tom well, and it’s all about forgiveness and love and please don’t send your dragons to eat her face, Scientology (they definitely have a hidden cave full of dragons on an island somewhere, right?). [People] • Sarah Jessica Parker says she’ll never again play a Carrie Bradshaw-type: obsessed with fashion, a flawed gal in New York City, except she totally played a fashion-obsessed flawed New York City gal last week on Glee, so I guess SJP lies now? [...]
Buzzfeed just Tweeted the following picture of Jon Hamm with a mustache wearing a cowboy hat. I have no idea where it’s from, or why it exists, but I also do not question the existence of rainbows or cookies ‘n cream ice cream. Happy Friday.
I really like shellfish. Like, a lot. Crab, lobster, shrimp, clams — I would eat the ocean dry of these animals if I could. My brother, a cook, knows this about me, and so the other night he came over to make me a big bowl of cioppino, which is a seafood stew created by Italian immigrants living in the San Francisco area in the 1800s. Cioppino generally contains whatever leftover fish and shellfish one has lying around (assuming you have these things lying around; lucky you), in a tomato broth. It is very messy to eat, and very delicious. Cioppino is surprisingly simple to make, and not as expensive as most restaurants would have you believe (cioppino in a good restaurant can run you north of $30 a bowl). The fish and shellfish you choose to include is up to you; chunks of fish fillet, crab, shrimp, scallops, mussels [...]
I think Jimmy Fallon is hilarious. Yeah, I said it. Fallon’s at his best when he’s singing, and even better when he’s singing medleys, as he does in the video below. Watch as he tackles TV theme songs throughout the decades with the cast of a TV show I’m probably never going to watch (sorry, fellas). Enjoy. Needs more Laverne & Shirley, but good stuff. Any glaring omissions you wish they’d included?
Once upon a time I was at the grocery buying beer to enjoy with that night’s baseball game. You know. [...]
Do you ever look back in time and think, “Wow, I said that stupid thing?” While I’m not a huge [...]
Shorts. Not exactly a hot, happening new trend — they’ve been around forever! They seem pretty basic, right? A spring/summer [...]
Nice to see you. Please don’t touch me.
We do this thing with our hands, human beings. We cough in them. We eat food from them, licking each finger then picking the remainders from our teeth afterward. We wipe our butts with them. We stick various fingers in our ears and our noses. We pick up our pets’ feces with them, and our children’s. We sneeze into them, then wipe them on our pants because we think no one is watching us. We touch garbage cans, public toilets and the bottoms of our shoes. But the worst thing we touch? Other people’s hands. I’m a very polite person. I say “Please” and “Thank you” and I hold doors open for people and I let people who are waiting to pull into traffic go in front of me. I also believe in the polite and proper greeting of friends and strangers, which includes, among other things, shaking hands. I [...]