Christina Hendricks stops interview via NYDN
• Christina Hendricks will not tolerate being called “full-figured,” and if you mention her breasts, she will pull out her pocket machete and carve “that’s ‘hour-glass figure’, a**hole” into your chest. [Sydney Morning Herald]
• Britney Spears leaked liquid from her eyeballs, which normal human beings tell me is called “having emotions.” [People]
• Actress Daryl Hannah was arrested for caring about something more elevated than red carpet looks. [People]
• George Clooney and Stacy Kiebler are still together, and I no longer know what to believe in anymore. [People]
• Tom Ford is a designer, a director and now a dad, so congrats to him. [People]
• Paul Rudd’s sexy man chest peeks its head out to say a final hello before the bleakness of winter sends it scurrying back to the warm safety of cable knit sweaters and turtlenecks. [People]
• The day her ex-husband’s sex tape was released to an unsuspecting yet wholly deserving world (that’s right, we brought this upon ourselves), Linda Hogan was popped for DUI. [TMZ]
• Oh, yeah. Hulk Hogan has a sex tape. Whatcha gonna do? [TMZ]
• Chris Brown released a video in which claims to be drunk and claims to love two women, presumably his ex-GF whose name I can be bothered to try and spell and, of course, Rihanna. BARF. [TMZ]
• Snoop Dogg is not going to vote for Romney, also has suspiciously nice penmanship. [TMZ]
• Mariah Carey rolls deep. Or she’s just scared Nicki Minaj is going to shiv her in the American Idol parking lot. [TMZ]
• Ben Flajnik and Courtney Robertson broke up! OMG WHO? [People]
• Sam Champion is engaged, you guys! NO SERIOUSLY WHO? [People]
Snooki without makeup via Life Files
• The thing at left is called a “Snooki.” It’s hard to recognize it, as the poor creature has been mercilessly plucked and scrubbed clean. [Life Files]
• Blind item: “Are these Superstar siblings adjusting to their dad’s new life? A much younger woman is in the picture now. Will this spell more drama?” [Downfront@ via Blind Gossip]
• Blind item: “Which top athlete’s current girlfriend threatened to sue him alleging he gave her genital herpes?” [NY Post via Blind Gossip]
• Blind item: “Which Governor needs to be more careful about his extra-curricular activities? Although he is married, he just can’t seem to stay away from high-end escorts. His girl of choice is a blonde, busty bombshell… something that his wife is certainly not.” [Blind Gossip]
• Blind item: “Which grey-haired politician is a bit of a hypocrite when it comes to right-to-life issues? He is very vocal about every baby being given the chance to be born, and has even tried to cut funding to women’s health clinics, but he’s not exactly practicing what he preaches. His own wife and daughter have each had pregnancies terminated. The incident with his wife happened years ago (when they were first married and before he was elected to public office), but the incident with his daughter was within the past couple of years.” [Blind Gossip]
I think Snooki looks really pretty without makeup.
Just sayin’.
She does. It’s sad how many women think they have to layer on pounds of makeup to look “normal.”