• Sound the alarms: Beyonce might be pregnant again — if you believe she was pregnant the first time with Blue Ivy (are we still dong the conspiracy theory thing? No? Okay.). Sources say Beyonce was spotted with a “baby bump” which is really invasive if she is pregnant and not wanting to announce it yet, or really harsh if she’s not pregnant and just really likes Doritos Locos Tacos (I’m a chalupa girl myself, Bey). [E! Online]
• Katie Holmes gave former co-star Joshua Jackson a call, which is important because of the whole “she used to be in a controlling cult” thing. [Just Jared]
After being called fat by certain tabloids, Lady Gaga posted a photo of herself in her underwear today, saying that she used to be bulimic and anorexic, and is now okay with her body, so suck it, haters. [Just Jared]
• Sofia Vergara’s fiancee sounds like kind of an a**hole. [NY Post]
• This is what Miley Cyrus looks like in bed with Ashton Kutcher. [People]
• If you’re dying to know what Jessica Alba’s reactions to the Emmys were, today is your lucky day. [Just Jared]
• Britney Spears has more than one hair color now. [People]
• Matt Damon’s kids looooove broccoli. [People]
• TMZ is worried about Fiona Apple’s health. [TMZ]
• Justin Timberlake really knows how to live it up during a bachelor party (no, he does not). [Us Weekly]
• Selena Gomez’s preacher suggested she read a marriage self-help book for fun? WTFOMGSOS. [NDTV]
• There’s this thing called a “Ke$ha” … you know what? Never mind. Not important. [Just Jared]
• Blind item: “Her drinking is now out of control. She gets drunk every time she drinks – which is several times a week – and cannot control herself. She thinks that getting drunk and obnoxious is what a girl her age is supposed to do, even though she has not been a teenager for a long time. After a night at the club, she will bring the party back to her house. She drinks straight from the bottle until she gets completely wasted. Then she likes to throw things: bottles, vases, picture frames. She thinks it’s funny to break things, and laughs while she does it. Her favorite thing to break? Anything that even vaguely reminds her of her ex-husband.” [Blind Gossip]
• Blind item: “Which new BBC comedy star was let go from a previous job after his enormous c*caine habit lead to him threatening to k*ll one of his colleagues while off his nut at work?” [Pop Bitch via Blind Gossip]
• Blind item: “The singer at the center of this ‘Who’s Jacky Talking About?‘ was recently revealed to have had a secret affair with a woman who once served as his manager. He would claim his decision to mix business with pleasure didn’t lead him to ultimately fired the woman, but even his wife Claudinette would agree, that’s far from being the truth.
Our mystery man’s marriage was also rocked by another affair which led him to live a lovechild scare, sparked by a former group member of his. Just ask Wendy Williams, who our blind item once explained – when visiting the baby, he discovered the child looked nothing like him.
He’s a man who once launched a charity aimed at helping the victims of a Haitian natural disaster. That’s before he and his gangsta buddy were caught stealing money from the charity. I would tell you to ask Jimmy Henchman, but he’s locked-up – where he’s penning his own memoir.
Word from the Big Apple is pointing to our mystery man as one who’s being faced with financial hardship. That’s exactly why sources say he decided to throw Lauryn Hill under the bus, in his recently released read.” [Hollywood Street King via Blind Gossip]
• Blind item: “This former A+ list movie actress who started off on television has convinced herself that to get roles again in movies she needs to lose weight. The actress currently eats at most every other day. Her boyfriend, a former A list celebrity makes her try and eat but she then goes on a rant about how fat she is and that no one cares and that she used to be beautiful and a star and now she is not because she is fat. She weighs about 90 pounds right now.” [CDaN]