Oh lord, here we go. A teaser for the Lifetime movie Liz and Dick, starring Porsche’s favorite crash test dummy, Lindsay Lohan, has made its way to the Internets, and it is, as predicted, a steaming pile of melodramatic, overacting poo. So of course we all have to watch it. Observe:
Lindsay Lohan could not look, sound, or project any less like Elizabeth Taylor, but a quick look at IMDb tells me someone called Grant Bowler is playing Richard Burton, meaning Lohan is, indeed, playing the “Liz” part of this fiasco.
And just when you think a Lifetime movie is bottom of the barrel for the once-promising Lohan, this promo shot from Scary Movie 5 (yes, this is the fourth sequel of a parody horror movie) also arrived on the world wide web today:
Yes, that is Charlie Sheen in bed with her. No, you’re not the only one who is going to go home and hug your copy of Mean Girls, while rocking back and forth and whispering, “Where? Where did it all go wrong, Linds?”
For the record, I blame Fez.
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