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• Are Rihanna and Katy Perry lesbian for each other? Nope! But that didn’t stop this random blog from saying they play “crotch games” with each other, whatever that is (similar to tiddlywinks, maybe?) [Truthquake]
• Lindsay Lohan is acting like a spoiled, worthless brat on the set of Scary Movie 5: It’s Only Scary Because of How Far We’ve All Fallen, and somehow people are surprised by this. [NY Post]
• If Britney Spears doesn’t burp, fart, or vomit on herself during tonight’s X Factor debut, it will be considered a rousing success. [People]
• Heidi Klum is still “fornicating with the help.” [People]
• Levi Johnston named his baby after a gun because of course! [People]
• Kate Middleton + baby rumors = day ending in ‘y’. [NYDN]
• A TV show based on the movie Heathers? Crap, crap I tell you. [Jezebel]
• Married couple Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner sometimes kiss. [Just Jared]
• Angelina Jolie looks ridiculously beautiful in Lebanon. [Just Jared]
• Blind item: “This bighearted talk-show host has been warned to stop taking in rescue animals! Her exasperated producers are concerned because the fanatical animal lover adopts homeless pets, then pawns them off to the show’s staff, network execs… and anyone else she can corner! Who is she?” [National Enquirer via Blind Gossip]
• Blind item: “Which former A-list actress embarrassed her B-list actor hubby when she got drunk and flirted with President Obama during a fundraiser? The blonde 50-something star was so tipsy that she actually planned to sing a rendition of Marilyn Monroe’s sultry “Happy Birthday, Mr. President,” but her fuming husband threatened to dump her on the spot if she dared!” [National Enquirer via Blind Gossip]
• Blind item: “Bitter started out as the star of this television show, but her holier-than-thou attitude has become tiresome, and her attacks on another cast member are going to backfire on her. The other cast member, who has been surprisingly restrained so far, is threatening to reveal Bitter’s marital crisis and financial woes. We don’t know who Bitter will turn to for support when that happens, as she doesn’t seem to have any friends in real life. Too bad, because she is going to need a shoulder to cry on when she gets the boot from the show. Actually, we wish the producers would simply clean house on this show and start over with a new cast…” [Blind Gossip]
• Blind item: “I always have thought that the biggest tool out there when it came to really just using women and tossing them away was probably Gerard Butler or Wilmer Valderrama. Found someone way worse. Oh, and get this. He has actually been nominated/won an Academy Award. He is a very good actor. This week he was hitting on some models and told them they should come back to his place for some partying. They asked who else would be there and he said it would just be him and they don’t need anyone else but him. He told one A++ list model they should have sex. When she declined, he turned to another model next to him and said, “Well, I guess you get to go first then. Lucky you.” He had an actress girlfriend. She put up with him bringing home women and having sex with them downstairs and then coming up straight to bed or even waking up during the night when he would get a text and go out and have sex with someone and then come back to bed. She stuck with him because she thought she could change him. Plus, she was really trying hard to get pregnant. She later did with someone else who is higher on the list than our dog actor. She is quite the actress. I could write a whole book about what she has done in the past to try and get guys to fall for her. ” [CDaN]
