Tonight was the MTV VMAs. For all you olds, “VMA” stands for … wait. The olds know exactly what VMA stands for. It’s the young ‘uns who probably don’t know that MTV (that’s music television) used to show these things called videos, and once a year would reward the best of these videos with awards.
These days, I have no idea what happens at the VMAs. Everyone sits around watching teen moms from the Jersey Shore get drunk and puke on Justin Bieber’s shoes? All I know is there’s a red carpet, and boy, do I love me a red carpet.
Let’s see who was wearing what at the 2012 VMAs, shall we? [All photos via Examiner]