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• Kristen Stewart emerges from her shame cave in a crop top with a backwards baseball cap looking all manner of sads, but the really shocking thing about this scenario is that the highest Hollywood female earner of the year drinks McDonald’s coffee. HOW COULD YOU, K-STEW? [Popsugar]
• Hey, did you hear LL Cool J is a badass? An intruder broke into his house early yesterday morning and LL took him down, detaining the burglar until the cops arrived. Mama said knock you out, indeed HAHAHALOLOLWHY. [TMZ]
• 4-year old Vivienne Jolie-Pitt gets to be in movies now because her mom. Life = not fair since the popular fish got to walk on land before all the uglier, geekier fish. [The Sun]
• Did Taylor Swift crash a Kennedy wedding? Maybe! [People]
• Nicole Kidman’s all, “Hey, here’s my boobs. Being married to Tom Cruise sucked, but peeing on Zac Efron was no b.d. Crickey.” Because she’s Australian, remember? [Us Weekly]
• Prince Harry is getting some heat for what appears to be a very fun weekend in Las Vegas. Come on, people, his first name is Prince. If anyone should be having naked weekends in Vegas, it’s this guy. [TMZ]
• Christina Hendricks spent $23,000 on a handbag, so she had to wear a denim shirt she found in the 90s. Probably. [E! Online]
• I thought Christina Hendricks’ shirt was bad and then I saw Jessica Alba’s pants and was like, “Whoa.” [E! Online]
• Britney Spears is still marrying that guy that looks like Sam from True Blood. [E! Online]
• It’s the hottest shirtless guys in movies, according to someone or another. [Popsugar]
• Blind item: “Which perky national TV anchor is having an affair with a very married local TV anchor?” [NY Post via Blind Gossip]
• Blind item: “Which Hollywood wife isn’t as long-suffering as she appears? While everyone gossips about her philandering husband, she is secretly seeing a handsome Australian.” [NY Post via Blind Gossip]
• Blind item: “It feels so intimate when reality couples discuss their desire to have a baby together in front of the cameras. But in the case of this reality show couple, it’s just downright hilarious. They will not be conceiving a baby together the old-fashioned way. That’s because he is gay and she is his beard. Ahh, young, fake love!” [Blind Gossip]
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