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• Mayim Bialik, who is forever Blossom, let’s be real, was seriously injured today when she was driving around Los Angeles and a car full of tourists plowed into her. Apparently there was “a lot of blood,” and Bialik almost lost her finger, but doctors were able to save it, thank goodness. Wishing her a speedy recovery and a singing get well card from Six. [TMZ]
• Joe Jonas says that Taylor Swift’s song [enter name of song I can't be bothered to look up here] is not about him, meaning he’s not even as memorable as John Mayer. WOMP WOMP. [People]
• Jennie Garth has a new man and what appears to be a new face. [People]
• Some insane moron from a band no one has listened to in 25 years says that President Obama staged the shootings in Colorado and Wisconsin in order to pass gun control laws. He also threw out a “I’m leaving America if this continues” threat, so maybe we can all pitch in and buy him a one-way ticket to Whothehellcareswhere. [TMZ]
• Jessica Simpson’s dad, famous for being Jessica Simpson’s dad, has been charged with two counts of driving under the influence following an arrest last month. Now let’s never speak of this man again. [People]
• File this under Things to Keep Stored Away in That Part of Your Brain That Remembers Useless Celebrity Facts But Can’t Retain Your LinkedIn Password: Victoria Beckham is comfortable wearing roller skates. [Express]
• Get all waxy with Ryan Gosling. (You’re gonna be so disappointed when you click the link) [E! Online]
• Blind item: “Which TV actress was getting late-night hang-up calls on her private cell phone that only a very select few people have access to? The petite brunette didn’t want to change her number again, so she hired a private investigator to get to the bottom of it. So who’s her stalker? Her famous athlete ex!” [National Enquirer via Blind Gossip]
• Blind item: “Celebrity Divorcee Credit Card Catastrophe: Which recently-divorced actress/designer with a stylish daughter recently had her credit card declined in New York at a popular national high street retail chain?
Apparently, the actress/designer, who frequents the store, scooped up $900 worth of clothes for her daughter. When the sales clerk handed her credit card back, instead of whipping out another one, she put the items on hold, left, and didn’t come back. This is someone who should easily be able to afford $900 of kids clothes…hmm….” [Fashionista via Blind Gossip]
• Blind item: “Which handsome cable TV star refuses to marry his long-term girlfriend – whom he really does love – even after she gave him an ultimatum? The hunky actor just isn’t the marrying type – he’d rather booze it up, hang with his buddies and concentrate on his career, rather than settle down! Who is he?” [National Enquirer via Blind Gossip]
