The Daily Dirty: Katy Perry and John Mayer because of course

via TMZ

• Are Katy Perry and John Mayer hooking up? Of course they are. She’s the big name in entertainment right now, and he apparently has some kind of magical spell that erases famous women’s memories of his past douchnozzlery and present personality. OF COURSE THEY ARE. [TMZ]

• Oddly, Rupert Sanders’s wife does not want him to direct Kristen Stewart in a Snow White and the Huntsman sequel. Also, no one can remember asking for a sequel to Snow White and the Huntsman. [Radar]

• Apparently, there’s this new, horrible prank called “Swatting” where one calls 911 to report a false crime at a home, and Miley Cyrus is the latest victim because no one knows where John Mayer lives. [TMZ]

• Read all about the enchanted night a dirty, bearded Matthew McConaughey tried to pick up a Brazilian model at a bar in Hollywood and succeeded after the model saw he knew Lance Armstrong and was, indeed, famous … And they lived happily ever after. [People]

• If you’ve always wanted to see Martha Stewart’s grandchildren’s playroom, boy, are you in for a treat. [People]

• And now an Olympics 2012 report: Model Bar Rafaeli, who used to date Leonardo DiCaprio, might be dating Shaun White. Also, Michael Phelps won another medal or something. [NYDN]

• Katherine Jackson is once again guardian of Michael Jackson’s kids, which should end well as we’ve all seen what a bang-up job she did with her own. [People]

• Lindsay Lohan is blaming paparazzi for a car accident she was in in 2010. In other news, the sun is hot and water is wet. [TMZ]

• Sofia Vergara hasn’t announced anything about being engaged yet, but her son got video of her going up a pyramid and coming down with a giant rock on her finger. [People]

• BREAKING: Clint Eastwood poops. [Entertainment Weekly]

• Your daily dose of reality: Neil Patrick Harris’s toddlers are so much more glamorous than we will ever be. [People]

• Blind item: “Which super-skinny TV personality says she doesn’t have an eating disorder, BUT works out semi-disguised so no one can recognize her? The married mom-to-be shows up to the gym with sunglasses, hair pulled down and a hat, then finds the farthest, out-of-the way treadmill to shed even more weight!” [National Enquirer via Blind Gossip]

• Blind item: “Which married-with-kids singer/actor has been living in a Hollywood hotel after a HUGE falling out with his sexy wife/former lingerie model? The handsome crooner – he’s been married for almost 20 years – has been popping up to parties solo and NEVER mentions the little lady!” [National Enquirer via Blind Gossip]

• Blind item: “What pop star’s mar*juana addiction is turning her into a monster? “She will light up in the middle of the Chateau Marmont gardens,” a source tells us. “She loves to get high. She says it helps her creativity when she’s writing songs.”” [Star magazine via Blind Gossip]

• Blind item: “Which closeted male star aggressively propositioned THEN groped the hunky husband of his blonde co-star back in the mid-’80s? The now 60-something actress, who had a child with and then later divorced the actor/dancer, is finally spilling the beans about her famous co-star’s legendary, inappropriate behavior. Who are THEY?” [National Enquirer via Blind Gossip]

• Blind item: “Which pop star’s young lover is causing major problems on her current tour because he thinks he’s a bigger star than the other acts performing alongside his cougar girlfriend? The brash beau thinks he’s the ringleader of the concert tour and has alienated almost everyone except for his famous meal ticket!” [National Enquirer via CDaN]

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