• Lindsay Lohan was reluctant to take off her top while shooting a movie scene recently, until she made the crew take their clothes off too. Wait. Lindsay Lohan was reluctant to take off her top for the zillionth time without generating a little attention and publicity, so she humiliated the crew by making them strip, probably violating all kinds of sexual harassment laws in the process. There. Fixed it. [TMZ]
• Ever-so-classy People wants to know: Who should Robert Pattinson date next? So much for working things out, eh, kids? (My vote’s for Taylor Lautner, BTW). [People]
• Remember when Bruce and Demi’s daughter Scout was busted for underaged drinking a couple months ago? Not only is she now 21 years old, she has to serve two days community service for being dumb impatient. [TMZ]
• Oh, how nice. Suri Cruise had a lovely day being carried around Disney World by her father. (Yes, I’m still bugged by this. No, it’s still not my business). [TMZ]
• Ugh. The late Dennis Hopper’s son is accused of plying a 15-year-old girl with drugs and alcohol and raping her. His name is Henry Hopper, which makes this slightly worse (if possible) because what a cool name. [TMZ]
• Ugh again. New Orleans cops have issued a warrant for Cuba Gooding Jr., who is accused of shoving a female bartender. And you know she’s gonna be all, “Show me the money!” to her lawyer, AMIRITE? [TMZ]
• What’s the plan, Phil? [People]
• Hey, Brad Pitt. What the crap. [People]
• Blind item: “Which openly gay TV personality ONLY hires good-looking 20-something assistants that look exactly like Zac Efron? The hunky guy is in a serious relationship, but he loves eye candy and will dismiss applicants for being female, in their 30s, or – God forbid – chubby!” [National Enquirer via Blind Gossip]
• Blind item: “Which wife thought her marriage was stronger than ever? Thriving, in fact. “Things have never been better,” she recently proclaimed to a friend.
Fast forward and her world has crumbled. What makes it worse is that she discovered her husband’s infidelities the same way as everyone else in the world did. What adds more salt to the wound: A cheating spouse, or a spouse cheating with a so-called friend?” [Celebzter via Blind Gossip]
• Blind item: “When you read about or hear most people talk about this A+ list actor all you ever hear is how good he is and how wonderful he is and blah blah blah. Seriously, people talk about him like he is the greatest thing ever. Turns out though, he has a temper that is completely out of hand and he will sleep with anyone when he has been drinking. Who knew. His wife has left him before because of it. Generally his wife goes with him to every movie he promotes. She likes traveling with our actor and feels like if she is there then he will be well behaved and won’t drink. One time though, she made the first stop on the trip with him and he went and got drunk with some of the other cast and then came back to their hotel and yelled at his wife and slapped her so hard she lost a tooth. She spent the next two weeks back at their home and debated whether or not to finally leave him. Our actor generally stays faithful, but on set he and his co-star spent the entire shoot together in bed. The co-star has not worked much since because our actor’s wife raised a stink when she found out and our actor said it was the actresses’ fault and he bad mouthed her to others so because he could not keep his d**k in his pants, a great actress rarely gets work.” [CDaN]
