Via Us Weekly
• Megan Fox has not officially announced her pregnancy, but she did pose for some not-staged-at-all photos with husband Brian Austin Green that definitely act as an announcement of sorts. Click through to see super-natural shots of BAG posing with his hands on Fox’s exposed belly, and — my favorite — the not-awkward photo of him kissing the belly while looking to see if the photographer got the shot. Nicely played, you two. I can’t see at all why neither of you has had an acting job in recent memory. [Us Weekly]
• Congratulations to Zach Galifianakis, who found someone to marry him, even with that gross beard. [obligatory Hangover joke here] [Digital Spy]
• Jennifer Lawrence saves lives! While walking her dog, Lawrence found a young woman passed out and tried to assist her, which is much better than trying to shoot her in the eye with an arrow, which was her first instinct. [People]
• Chuck Norris wants to keep gay kids out the Boy Scouts because he is a washed-up old a**hole and has nothing better to do than worry about other people’s lives. [TMZ]
• Someone who has way too much money has offered Chris Brown and Drake a million dollars each to fight each other — to the death. I added that last part because I’m willing to pitch in an additional twenty bucks each to make it happen. [NYDN]
• The Kardashian clan invited the paparazzi to go grave shopping with them. Seriously. The family went shopping for a family tomb, and now all I can think about is a world where the whole lot of them is under ground, so … thanks, Kardashians? [TMZ]
• Speaking of Kardashians, the One with the Sex Tape was spotted hanging out with Beyoncé at a concert for their respective significant others (is Kanye West significant? Jury still out.). Oddly, instead of raising KK’s profile, it seems to be lowering Beyoncé’s. You take out the trash, you get dirty, hunh, Bey? (SELF-CONGRATULATORY HIGH-FIVE ON THAT ONE) [Radar]
• 50 Cent has been hospitalized after a collision with a mack truck. Unlike Lindsay Lohan’s close encounter with a similar truck, this accident apparently wasn’t 50 Cent’s fault. Despite some minor injuries, he is doing okay, and is home recuperating. [TMZ]
• Oprah Winfrey is starting a new book club. Commence … screaming … now. [The Grio]
Via E! Online
• This might be the least flattering photo of Reese Witherspoon I’ve ever seen. [E! Online]
• This is awful: Dylan McDermott’s mom was murdered 45 years ago, and the case was just solved. Here’s hoping the family can finally be at peace about the whole terrible situation. [Radar]
• Blind item: “These two young stars costarred in one of the biggest movies of the year and everyone speculated that they had an affair. But that’s only half right. The female lead DID have an on set fling – but not with her costar – with her costar’s GIRLFRIEND when she came to visit! Ironically, the girlfriend is also a major star but she wouldn’t let her hunky boyfriend join in the fun. Both women are bisexual and he’s straight.” [Janet Charleton via Blind Gossip]
• Blind item: “The meeting must have been incredible. Executives sitting around talking about the teen actress who was starring in a fairly big hit for them. Wholesome and pure on the screen and living with her drug dealer at home. No one knew at first that the teen lived with her drug dealer. He was just a guy they would see with her. Sure, he was older, and yes, they whispered they would prefer if he was white at least. And did you see the tattoos? And now it turns out he is also her drug dealer and that they live together. They wanted to know if she was old enough to be living with someone legally like that. Where were her parents? Probably doing drugs too. It all started off well for everyone. They really liked this tween actress. She was going to make them all rich and had started off doing just that. Then all of a sudden her drug dealer ex-boyfriend shows up and moves in with their actress and starts showing her off around town. Apparently she owed him money and it was not just for her, but also money he was owed for drugs her friends and family took too. She was going to pay it off. He was going to stay with her until she did. The actress didn’t mind because she didn’t have many friends in LA and here was a guy who was usually nice to her and gave her good drugs and all she had to do was sleep with him. She thought her mom had probably slept with him too. They were closer in age. The executives had a word with the dealer. How much was he owed? They quietly paid him off and sent him on his way and gave him plenty extra to never come back and hook up with their meal ticket again. Too late.” [CDaN]
