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• Your plan to break up Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes clearly isn’t working, as the couple attended Baby Goose’s mom’s graduation together. The silver lining: Graduations rank higher than baby showers on the Mandatory Social Event Appearance scale of hell, so you dodged a bullet there. [E! Online]
• Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady may (or may not) be pregnant with another baby, according to a source who may (or may not) know the couple. The evidence? Bundchen may (or may not) be showing a teeny-tiny baby bump. This gossip item brought to you by: a disinterested shrug. [NY Daily News]
• Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth announced their engagement yesterday, making them about 1000 times more interesting to People, which has EXCLUSIVE OMG LOL TTFN!!!!1!! photos of the couple going back to work as if everything was normal. Click on said link for the photos if you think your heart can handle it. [People]
• Mel Gibson is such a scuzzbag that writer Joe Eszterhas (the guy who accused Gibson of being a scuzzbag back in April) has written an entire book about what a scuzzbag he is. Good for Eszterhas, but Gibson had me convinced at “sugart*ts,” so I will not be buying this book. [CNN]
• Charlize Theron was auctioned off to the highest bidder for charity one time, and the experience was — surprisingly — creepy and awkward. [Just Jared]
• Jake Owen has no time for a honeymoon, and I have no time to figure out who the hell Jake Owen is. [People]
• Sad news in the music world: Bob Welch, guitarist for Fleetwood Mac from 1971-1974 has died of a self-inflicted gunshot wound. He was 65. It’s believed he was suffering from health problems. [People]
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• David and Victoria Beckham and their kids went to Disneyland today and I didn’t. This is where I’d say something snarky and awful, but 11-month-old Harper Beckham looks so adorable in her Minnie Mouse ears, my cold, dead walnut of a heart has melted, ever-so-slightly. The second she takes those things off, though, it’s game on. [People]
• Nicole Richie has pink hair, but still no legitimate claim to fame. [E! Online]
• Blind item: “These two were in a movie together. They were actually even a couple for a bit. He used to be A list and has only ever done movies. He does not do much now. He spends a lot of his time doing nothing except watching his former co-star and flame. She is a movie actress but is not above doing television for the right part at the right time. Not her usual though. She has no idea he ex actually stalks her. She knows that he seems to show up at odd places and events halfway across the world but he always says he is working. He lives for the moments when they run into each other away from LA because that is the one time she will sometimes let her guard down and let him close to her again. back in the day he scared her. Scared her very badly. Too intense. Too controlling. Not anything like he appears in reality or even in his roles. Confrontational and would not back down. It was too much. She thinks he has change, but he hasn’t. He makes sure to always be acting his best when she is around. The last few people he has dated have almost been her twin. One of them had the wrong hair color and he made her color it to match. Everyone who knows him assumes he managed to chase away her last boyfriend who almost married her. He lived to break them up and worked and work and worked at it. Our actor thinks that he can get her back despite what happened in the past. Despite the fact that when he touches her now she still looks like she is freaked out. She has told her friends and our actor that she would never take him back. He keeps trying though. Watching and following.” [CDaN]
• Blind item: “What actor/writer-turned-director has been texting and e-mailing a photo of his passed out, NAKED ex-girlfriend to pals? The former medical drama star has a sick sense of humor and actually placed leftover food on the nude girl’s body before he snapped the pic.” [National Enquirer via CDaN]
• Blind item: “WHAT hunky actor’s wife isn’t so happy that her hubby – who is long rumored to be gay or at least bisexual – has reunited “professionally” with a former longtime boyfriend? The multi-talented star had cooled it for a while, but his ex begged the movie star to let him back into his life!” [National Enquirer via CDaN]
