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• Earlier this week, tiny man-boy Justin Bieber earned a modicum of respect from the Internets when he was accused of roughing up a paparazzo that refused to leave him and his girlfriend Selena Gomez alone. Yesterday, all those cool points went out the [closed] window when young master Bieber ran into a glass wall, fainted, and suffered a concussion. Biebs is fine, but this isn’t the first time he’s taken on a sheet of glass and lost. It’s actually the third time (that we know of), and — happy day! — the other two times are on video. [Gawker]
• Lindsay Lohan has cut and dyed her hair to more accurately resemble Elizabeth Taylor in the Lifetime movie Liz and Dick. No word yet on if she also learned to act. [TMZ]
• Professional Jackass Bam Margera is in the hospital after suffering injuries following a 100-foot fall in a kayak. Last year, Margera’s best friend and co-star Ryan Dunn died when he sped his car into a tree. I’m just going to leave that information here and walk away … [TMZ]
• Being pregnant and wearing ridiculously high shoes seems stupid to me, but the thought clearly never occurred to noted thinker Snooki, who nearly took a tumble in some seriously ugly platform shoes [read: the shoes weren't cute enough to justify the risk]. [TMZ]
• There isn’t such a thing as a “babymoon,” but Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo seem to think there is, and seem to think they need to run to People with details about their run-of-the-mill but stupidly named vacation. [People]
• Mom of the Year Kris Jenner apparently called the paparazzi to take photos of her 14- and 16-year-old daughters as they lounged around in bikinis while on vacation in Hawaii. I’ve never felt sorry for Kim Kardashian, but … I still don’t feel sorry for Kim Karadshian. Her mom’s definitely a troll, though. [US Weekly]
• January Jones says she ran from the room screaming when she saw herself on TV as “fat Betty Draper.” This is also the reaction some of Jones’s co-stars have had upon encountering “b*tchy January Jones.” [NYDN]
• Michael McKean has been released from the hospital after being hit by a car last week and suffering a broken leg. TMZ has a photo of McKean right after being hit if you need to see something like that (no judgment). [TMZ]
• Blind item: “This A list singer has had numerous men pursue her in the past. She is married now, but while she was dating, she would tell all her boyfriends she was a virgin. When she became famous several guys wanted to be her first. There are three men who think they are her first and they each paid dearly to think they were the first, but none of them actually were. Our singer lost her virginity back in high school to a guy who died the next year in an auto accident. With no one to ever challenge her, our singer sought to make sure she was always a force in the business. The first man owned a record label and our singer desperately wanted to be on that label. He thinks he was the first and lavished our singer with gifts including cash and cars and signed her to his label. The day the deal was signed they spent two whole hours in a hotel before she said she had to go. The second was a producer who our singer wanted to produce her record. He was married at the time but wanted this singer badly. She told him she would only go out with him if he got divorced. He left his wife and produced the record and in return got to spend a weekend with the singer before she dumped him. Then, there is her husband who was told when they started dating that she was a virgin and intended to remain so until she got married. She didn’t make it that far, but did manage to string him along for almost two years before they finally ended up in bed together. In those two years she set herself up for life in gifts and cash even without her huge record sales.” [CDaN]
