Volatile (that’s a nice word for a**hole) actor Alec Baldwin, 54, has proposed to his girlfriend, 28-year old Hilaria Thomas, and she’s said yes. Baldwin’s first marriage to Kim Basinger went so well that it’s easy to see why he’d wade into the marriage waters again (SARCASM). Also: Hey! there’s a ring. [US Weekly, People]
A**hole (that’s a nice word for volatile) actor Bruce Willis, 57, and his wife Emma Heming, 33, welcomed their first child together, a daughter named Mabel Ray Willis, Sunday in Los Angeles. Mabel is Bruce’s fourth daughter and his fourth attempt to ruin a little girl’s life by giving her a goofy name (see: Rumer, Tallulah and Scout). [People]
Lisa Robin Kelly, who played the older sister on That 70s Show, was arrested Saturday on a felony charge of corporal injury upon a spouse. That’s terrible, but not as terrible as her super creepy mug shot. *shudder* [TMZ]
Jennie Garth is still talking about splitting with Peter Facinelli. Are people really asking her about it, or is she just trying super hard to promote her new reality show? She won’t stop talking long enough to answer, so we may never know. [People]
Hold on to your hats: Rihanna has a WILD new ‘do! [People]
Still holding those hats? Jessica Alba has a WILD new tattoo. Or, she wants you to think she does. Jury is still out on the tat’s authenticity. Meanwhile, I await confirmation (or denial) with bated breath. [Popsugar]
Did Kate Winslet say Leonardo DiCaprio is fat? Kind of. But he pushed her on the playground first, so he totally deserved it. [Express]
Even Madonna’s kids don’t want to listen to her music, and they have to pretend to like her so she’ll keep feeding and clothing them. [The Sun]
The Academy of Country Music Awards were last night, and LeAnn Rimes wore a horrible, mesh, novelty-Valentine’s-apron-thingy. To be fair, she was probably squinting so hard she couldn’t really see what she was putting on. [Just Jared]
Blind item: “You would think this would be relatively rare, but there are two celebrity father/son combinations out there who have had sex with the same woman. One of the celebrity father/son pairs has done this more than once although the son is not aware of the one that became his girlfriend, only the others. The other father (former B list television actor)/son (singer) celebrity have shared the same woman twice but know about it and the father thought it was a bonding experience.” [CDaN]
Bruce Willis an asshole!? No way! Well…maybe. I guess he could be. But I still love him.
Kevin Smith says he’s completely awful to work with. But who knows, of course …
Blind item – Alan Thicke – Robin Thicke??
My thought, too.