March 19, 2012  Posted by Heather  Add comments

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K-I-S-S-I-N-G for P.R.: Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith were “caught” kissing courtside (amidst rumors one or more of them is gay) at a Philadelphia 76ers basketball game (a team which Will is part owner of). If this isn’t a publicity stunt — this is totally a publicity stunt. [People]

Whoa baby: Jessica Simpson celebrated her baby shower this weekend, which is notable only because she really should have had six babies in the time she’s been pregnant. Seriously, elephants are pregnant for a shorter time (this is only amusing if you know that elephants are pregnant, for a really long time.) [People]

Klassy as ever: Kris Jenner celebrated her son, Robert Kardashian’s, birthday over the weekend in the traditional Kardashian way: by making it all about her. Jenner posted a photo of herself naked and pregnant with Rob on her blog. Thanks, Mom? [US Weekly]

Costume wizardry: At the link is a photo of Daniel Radcliffe on-set and in costume as Beat poet Allen Ginsburg, and it’s nice to see him straying as far away from Harry Potter as possible. I mean, Harry would never wear round glasses and a scarf! That’s so — Wait. [People]

Sad: Remember that Kony 2012 video going around the Internet? And remember last week when Invisible Children co-founder Jason Russell was caught on video having a mental break in San Diego? It too is now available for viewing on the Internet. View at your own risk. [Buzzfeed]

What did you do this weekend? A one-armed pole dancer won the world title of pole dancing, so if you’re thinking about getting in the biz, you better up your game immediately. [Jezebel]

Blind item: “This year, the NBA had an all-star team. One of the members of that all-star team loves nothing more than to spend every night on the road after a game in his favorite blond wig while he watches television and tries on the clothes he bought for his “wife.” The NBA player spends a lot of time buying things for his “wife,” and then spending his late nights wearing it. There have been some nights this season where he has stayed up all night after a game and the second game of a back to back has been less than stellar because of his obsession with his clothes and other persona.

Before he got married to his current wife, he used to keep his obsession confined to the road and hotel rooms and would throw away the clothes after every road trip because he did not want a girlfriend or maid or family member to see his collection at home. He would spend and then throw away thousands of dollars worth of clothes and shoes every trip. He would not give them away to charity or leave them in his room. He would take them to a hotel dumpster and be done with them until the next trip. The only thing he has always managed to keep are his two wigs. One is blonde and the other brunette.
After he met his current wife, and when they got serious, he let her in on his secret. She was not only open to it but encouraged it and does shopping for him to make it easier, but he still loves being on the road and wearing his brand new clothes he found for himself. Oh, and every so often he also wears a pair of women’s panties under his uniform.” My guess: The only basketball players I’ve heard of are Lamar Odom and Kobe Bryant, so … [Crazy Days and Nights]

Blind item revealed: “I don’t even know why this couple even bothered to get engaged. You would know the female. Actress/model/foreign born. Oh, and getting older. She is cheating with her ex-boyfriend who is an A list actor and of course was having sex with her even while she was still married. Oh, and she is having sex with her soon to be ex-husband too. As for her boyfriend, anyone he can find at anytime.” Reveal: Hugh Grant & Elizabeth Hurley. [Crazy Days and Nights]

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