Not-so-Hunger-y now: Jennifer Lawrence really wants to keep a low profile and maintain her privacy, so she made the wise decision to star in an under-the-radar movie based on a little-read book called The Hunger Games. The best part of this article is how she describes her realization that she’s now rich enough to eat a $6 Snickers from the hotel mini bar. That’s really the American dream, isn’t it? [US Weekly]
Hot mama: 41-year old Uma Thurman is expecting her third child. Mazel tov! And please make another Kill Bill movie. [Too Fab]
Gratuitous hot-guy-with-baby link: David Beckham carries baby Harper on his shoulders. What? Of course this is news. [Popsugar]
Thigh five: A day after introducing the world to power of her right leg, Angelina Jolie goes back to doing what she does best … not showing the world her right leg, I guess. [People]
Fire-work it, girl: The highest compliment one can give Katy Perry is that she doesn’t look like Katy Perry on this cover of Interview. [E! Online]
Dancing with … some people: The roster for the upcoming season of Dancing with the Stars has been released and it is impressively devoid of stars. Except Urkel, who is a damn icon. [The Fresno Beehive]
Jewel of denial: Along with publishing a classy photo of deceased Whitney Houston on its cover, The National Enquirer also printed that the star was buried wearing $500,000 worth of jewels. Now, I don’t know if you know about anything about thieves, but if you give them a target, a location and an incentive to rob, they will probably rob. Somebody better tell Kevin Costner his bodyguardin’ detail ain’t done. [E! Online]
Krappy: Kim Kardashian is a useless b**ch, part 4,573: At Elton John’s post-Oscars party, Kardashian mocked Demi Moore’s substance abuse problems by dedicating Devo’s “Whip-it” to the star (who is reported to be in rehab). If you’ll recall, Moore allegedly had a problem with whippets — a.k.a inhaling nitrous oxide. [Janet Charlton]
Blind item: “When this reality housewife was sharing the details about her sex week with this A list movie star. What she forgot to mention was that the reason was it lasted an entire week or weekend was because it took almost that long for the actor to get ready to perform. Our Housewife was very imaginative in thinking of new ways to make him performance ready but the drugs really made that difficult.” My guess: Brandi Glanville and Gerard Butler. [Crazy Days and Nights]
Blind item 2: “This famous brother does not get along with his famous brother in law. He recently keyed his car after a family party because the two had been playing a ping-pong game that got out of hand.” My guess: Jake Gyllenhaal and Peter Skarsgaard. [Crazy Days and Nights]
Awww yeahhh: Brian Williams was on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon last night to slow jam the news. I actually might watch the news if it was delivered in such a sexy smoov style. [HuffPo]
