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Holy Hogwarts! Your wildest dream is about to come true: J.K. Rowling has announced that she is writing her first book for adults, which is a lie because you can’t tell me a single goofy kid understood half the stuff in those Harry Potter books. [CNN]
Just how low long is that red carpet? While at the premiere of The Lorax, Zac Efron dropped a condom on the red carpet. Seriously, how much sex is Zac Efron having that he has to carry a condom just to walk 20 feet? [Entertainment Weekly]
So not hot: Paris Hilton has a new single (she “sings,” remember?) which you can listen to at the link. Now, on to the next piece of business: Why do you hate yourself so much? [E! Online]
The blood vial really did unite them: Not all exes hate each other, it would appear. Angelina Jolie has written the foreword to ex-husband Billy Bob Thornton’s upcoming book which includes, among other crazier things (it is Billy Bob Thornton), tales of his life with Angelina. [People]
Sitting in a tree: Jennifer Aniston received a star on the Walk of Fame yesterday. But more importantly, she kissed her boyfriend in public! Marriage, babies and a shared cemetery plot are coming, you guys! [NY Post]
An uplifting story: Most women get their breasts done to make it in Hollywood, but Octavia Spencer is doing things backward. The star plans to celebrate her recent successes (among other things, being nominated for Best Supporting Actress at this weekend’s Oscars) by getting her breasts lifted. Mazel tov! [US Weekly]
Kick a lady while she’s down. So to speak: Adele’s “21″ has been the number one album on the Billboard 200 chart for a consecutive 21 weeks. It has replaced Whitney Houston’s The Bodyguard soundtrack as the longest-running title by a woman. [Billboard]
Blind item: “This former A list mostly movie actor who now plays an almost supporting role to the fame of his B list actress mostly television wife is trying to give up booze. He has had a lot of issues in the past when he has tried including some horrific violence towards people close to him. Right now he has trouble working because he is going through such withdrawals that he shakes and sweats and looks like death most of the time. His wife is sticking by him though as she always has, despite her frequent injuries.” [Crazy Days and Nights]
Blind item 2: “Which very sexy young singer and performer has actually has never had sex?” [Crazy Days and Nights]
Blind item 3: “This Oscar-winning ladies’ man has taken his obsessive and out-of-control sex life to new levels. The heterosexual comedian/actor/singer is so insatiable that he’s started turning tricks with men! Who is the newly bisexual star?” [Crazy Days and Nights]
